an open letter

dear dress shirt packaging guy:

i bought my husband several dress shirts the other day. there were eight straight pins in each shirt. eight. there was a cardboard sleeve tucked into the body of the shirt. complete with tissue paper. there was a plastic guard behind the top button. there was a cardboard sleeve underneath the collar. there was a fabric tab on one of the buttons redundantly stating that the shirt was care-free and wrinkle-resistant. the price tag already indicated that information. i was just wondering how much cheaper the shirts would have been if all of that crap wasn't a part of the packaging. one word. hanger.

thanks