it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood

a beautiful day for a neighbor. would you be mine? could you be mine? why yes, i have no doubt these are my neighbors.

the truth in advertising

a low cost handyman alright. advertising on a sign made of a 4 X 8 sheet of plywood. written in sharpie marker. can't get more low cost than that. i can't decide what part is more comical. the handyman that isn't handy enough to even make a decent sign. or the home this sign sat in front of in dire need of paint. with curled up shingles. i guess we know who not to call.