ooh for two

yeah, it's wal-mullets sunday. but for the second week in a row i missed it. i had to go to the doctor instead. i finally gave in. after almost eight weeks of varying symptoms. it was bad. i have bronchitis. i have never had it. and i don't want it. again. ever. i have been in bed all. day. long. and it aches for me to type. but i have people. at least i like to think i do. so i must. after i got home from the doctor my husband took will on the weekly grocery shopping trip. it's always funny with my husband. he gets everything on the list. but when he goes he buys two of everything. if i ask for toilet paper watch out. it's the 48 double roll pack. yes. two of them. it doesn't matter what it is. it's two of everything. gallon of milk. two. case of coke. two. industrial sized box of pizza rolls. two. i try to explain to him that no one needs 180 pizza rolls in their freezer at one time. i noticed this trend quite some time ago. but it's not just with groceries. it was at his mom's funeral when i first caught wind of it. all of these girls were making their way in to pay their respect. in twos. it was actually quite comical after awhile. a much needed relief as i started to count. by two. i find out later they were all of his ex-girlfriends. so tomorrow as i try to recover from bronchitis and handling the goat rodeo of two. solo. i will be making room in the pantry. from noah's trip to the grocery store.