three and a half and counting

out of pure necessity, i have added a new weekly feature to the blog. it will be posted every sunday. it's called how many mullets can i count each week at wal-marts? why, just today alone i counted 3 1/2. why the half? because i caught a glimpse of a woman that had a mullet unlike i have ever seen the likes of before. and it earned the well deserved extra fraction. it was short all the way around but still had the party in the back underneath the short part. i am sure she was a legend. in her own mind.