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i don't mean to get all andy rooney on you people but you ever wonder why airlines now board passengers starting from the front seats back? i mean, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out. or does it? if you call the passengers in the front part of the plane first it creates a bottleneck. there are people in the aisle trying to stuff bags they should have checked in the first place into the overhead bins. people are taking off their coats. standing in the aisle. for whatever reason. and then you have all of the people seated in the back of the plane waiting in the way too hot, or too cold, terminal gate. well, that's enough to get one irritated. namely, me. so, seat first class, old people and little kids first. and then start with the back of the plane. i just solved why ninety-five percent of all flights don't take off on time. you're welcome.