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while we were out in arizona we rented a garmin navigation system. they are quite helpful. except when she isn't quite up to the same speed and you miss a turn. and then while cussing her out your husband misses the turn. again. because he can't hear her over his cussing. i found it odd that he even chose the girl voice in the first place. he never listens to me. so why would he listen to her? our last day was spent checking out hotels for our next trip. we are returning at the end of june. with the kids. so great gram will be able to meet them. and provide an entire month's worth of blog material. if it doesn't kill me. on our way to our second hotel pick the garmin lady, aka dumb bitch, told us to turn left. in point two miles. at la conyahda. well, we didn't know how to spell that street. so we didn't have a visual. and neither one of us can see street signs anyway. because we both need glasses. and don't make time to get them. so, we come up to the street we are supposed to turn on. it reads la canada. we immediately bust out laughing. it's la canada, alright. who puts a tilde on canada anyway, eh?