fight club

i went to wal-mart tonight. my parents are coming for the weekend. so i needed to stock up before they got here. yeah. the redneck is moving in. already. at least on thursday nights. the first fight i witnessed was a mom telling her teenage daughter to knock off what she was doing. because it was driving her damned crazy. her words. not mine. then a younger couple was arguing in the beer and wine aisle. i am guessing they were at odds with what flavor of mad dog 20/20 they were going to purchase. she wanting buck bunny. and he wanting lightning creek. all i know is i made it out of there without a black eye. and my mad dog 20/20.