Monday, May 18, 2009

hammer time


i think it takes the average person about two and a half minutes when using the facilities. i used to think it was a nuisance when the kids followed me to use the facilities. today i don't feel that way. at all. instead of using the main bath i decided to retreat to the master bath. as i was using the said facilities i heard will yelling that he was hammering. this is not unusual. however, this time he said banana muffin in the same sentence as hammer. and though we had just spent a half an hour earlier in the day making his favorite banana muffins it would have never occurred to me that he would really hammer a banana muffin. with a shovel. on the chair. in the living room. it also didn't occur to me that when he said he was wearing a new hat that it would be a lampshade. apparently, while will was hammering, the destruction diva had tipped over the lamp and tore the lampshade off of it's form. and will thought it was a pretty good fit.

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