seriously folks, i don't make this stuff up

i can't. i am not that good. while we are on the subject of names for business establishments i recently heard an advertisement over the radio. my mind immediately went where no mind should go. but look who is talking. it was for big o. i wanted to know where it was. and how much it cost. surely they can't sell that. at least not over the radio. and then they started to talk about tires. i still didn't get it. big o tires. and then it hit me. o.