another open letter

dear backyard-neighbor-who-continues-to-burn-leaves-and-not-turn-them-while-burning-causing-an-unnecessary-amount-of-smoke-which-is-now-filling-our-house-for-the-second-week-in-a-row:

next year i will just give you $150 to have those leaves taken care of for you.

thanks

p.s. no, moho does not live behind me.