driving miss crazy, part quattro

in case you can't make out what the bags say...the first one reads: help wwjd love your neighbor you're making me sick. the second one reads: wood your smoke is killing me.

in the weeks since i visited moho there have been many happenings. since the first few crazy neighbor incidents moho has become friendly with the township supervisor. because the crazy neighbor lady has gone from calling the fire department on her to calling him. as i mentioned before moho and her husband live on a lake. and there are a few flights of stairs that lead down to the dock to their boats. under the landing of the stairs they have a nice little space that they use for storage. this year they decided to enclose it. which is totally legal. with no permit required. upon doing so the township supervisor got a call. from moho. moho left a message telling him that she is building a bath house on the side of their hill. with no permit. now, the township supervisor has spoken to moho on the phone before and he knew it wasn't her. and who would call and tell on themselves that they were building an illegal structure. it obviously was the crazy neighbor impersonating moho. and if that wasn't bad enough the other day moho wakes up to find these leaf bags. placed just inside crazy neighbor's yard but facing moho's house. wwjd. he would burn the freaking wood. that's what jesus would do. because that's how he kept warm. and cooked his food. without going into too many details the crazy neighbor is married. and they have two children. the son shares the same first name as his father. not so unusual. but their daughter shares the first name of her mother. a little unusual. the father is a deacon at a church. and the mother is a professor at a local college. in psychology. i rest. my. case.