where shotgun shells are apparently cheaper than fireworks. at midnight. i did not ring in a happy new year being blasted out of my bed by the sound of shots fired. thank you very much.
together with my husband, son and daughter we recently moved from civilization to a village in southwest michigan due to a new job opportunity. in the few short months we have been here we have seen some things that just aren't right which prompted me to get it in writing. let's just say it is a bit more rural than we are accustomed. so sit back and come with me on our new journey...ten miles south of common sense.
Bang Bang. Happy New Year.
ReplyDeleteWe were drunk dialed at 3am. It was a wrong number. Hope she got her booty call, 'cuz Jim was ticked!
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