Wednesday, December 15, 2010

this year's christmas song

to which my husband's ninety-three year old gramma said, and i quote, 'got your lovely little ditty! you are something else. is that all you do is sit around and make up those wise sayings? ha!' yes i do. and in case you missed the song...

a few of the ‘burg’s eventful things
[sing to the tune of a few of my favorite things. you know you all have an inner maria. begging to get out.]

new bitchy neighbors with a huge barking dog
when she craps in our yard – it’s big as a log
gunshots at daybreak and freight trains again
this is what happened in two thousand ten

thirteen yards of dirt with eight tons of rock
complete with a six foot tall fence that can block
backyard finished to enjoy once again
this is what happened in two thousand ten

sophie has turned two and will is turning four
we went to lambeau but lions still can’t score
flew out to tucson for a long weekend
this is what happened in two thousand ten

potty training
is in full swing
and I’m feeling glad

we still cannot believe we really moved here
thank god we can still get beer

[repeat all]

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