Thursday, December 16, 2010

what she said

so last night i was at kohl's. got a thirty percent off. oh yeah. anyway, i was in the bath section. looking for those metal caddies you put over your showerhead. and a lady and her husband were next to me. i wasn't paying attention to their conversation until the lady said this:

'well, we don't have hard water in our bathroom. do we?'

i stopped dead in my tracks. as the crickets sounded. i'm pretty sure if you have hard water somewhere in your house the entire house would have hard water. here's your stupid ticket. have a nice day.

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