today was just what i needed. my dear friend mr. wilson came to town. with her sister. and her sister's friend. it was a miracle they even made it. i told them to go east on 60. not west. and they did. for about twelve miles. then i told them lunker's was having their fishing extravaganza this weekend. they weren't. it's next month. i did manage to have lunch ready. after lunch, will stole all of their jewelry. he also played with mr. wilson's glasses. he thought he broke them. but they were the kind that have a magnet on the nose bridge. even though there was no extravaganza and they drove 24 miles round trip out of their way we still had a great time ogling over bait. gear. and clothes, anyway. it's like a cabela's. only on a single store level. and it has a live alligator. and chicken livers were on the menu. the last thing we expected to see were dolls. in a lewd act. we passed this display once. it was a display for camoflauge clothing. or something. apparently, someone was having a little fun. we passed it the second time. and their position had changed. again. i bet if i went back tomorrow i would find them in yet another compromising position. of course, we had to keep going back. because we are just that kind of people. 
This was in a store? Are you serious!!!!
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