driving miss crazy, part deux

i think you all remember my friend moho from high school. the one that tried to kill me three times. yeah, that one. well, we decided to get together this summer with a couple of other friends from back in the day. moho was going to drive to my house. we were then going to drive. strike that. i was then going to drive us down to indy to stay at shel's house. and meet the elusive brown at shel's house as she was coming from cinci. i refer to her only as brown as she is still under the i-don't-want-you-to-find-me-from-high-school protection program. but moho and i found her. we did some stalking. i paid $2.90 to find her. and moho sent the letter. she can run. but we will find her. so moho is driving here from over by detroit. we decide that she will set her gps to lunker's address and i would give her directions from there to my house. it should take her about three hours. she calls me just about the time she is supposed arrive and asks me if i know where this certain road is that she is on. i said no. i asked her to describe where she is at and if she went over railroad tracks. she said there were no railroad tracks. at all. about ten minutes into the conversation she tells me she just passed the schools. and she was coming east. she thought. in order to drive that far past where she was to turn she had to go over railroad tracks. so, i get her back towards our house. i told her after the turn at taco bell to drive about a mile and a half and turn at the street right after the church parking lot. she is driving and driving. finally, she asks about redfield road. what? redfield road is about three miles from taco bell. she turns around and then finds the house. finally. i felt bad until i find out what actually happened. apparently, she got to where she thought lunker's was located and turned the gps off. but the funny thing was she never drove past lunker's. doesn't even remember seeing it. and on the way out of town she pointed to the road that she came out on 12 at and it was no where near where she needed to be. and then i think i heard her mention that she was talking to her mom while driving to my house. and she was probably eating a seven layer burrito from taco bell too. anyway. we get down to indy. we got to stay at shel's new condo. which is the bomb. had frozen custard. went to crate and barrel. and went downtown for a rooftop dinner and duckpin bowling. we had a great time. and looking forward to meeting up again.