Wednesday, October 21, 2009

top ten

top ten reasons why caillou makes my ears bleed and i want to hit him in the face with a shovel:

10. his sister's name. rosey. or maybe it's just all of the annoying voices saying her name.
9. his name. because it's just stupid.
8. leo wears waders to preschool.
7. the preschool teacher's high-waisted red overalls she wears. every. day.
6. his grandmother's drunk narration.
5. his voice.
4. his laugh.
3. everyone else's voice.
2. everyone else's laugh.

and the number one reason:
1. his big, bald four year old head.

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