Sunday, January 18, 2009

it is a fact that...

...vegetable and fruit bins in the refrigerator are really for beer.

...even non-returnable bottles still sit on the counter. empty.

...although you buy a house with more counter space the amount of junk that sits on them grows proportionately.

...no matter how many times you mentally punch someone in the face they will continue to stand in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store.

...there is never enough clean underwear.

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